Chapter 1; Craziest. Day. Ever.

I've fought many really big monsters. I've come across a giant human, sheep, owl, undead, and a couple more I can't really remember. They own the area I find them in, so we'll call 'em bosses.
But today, I was swimming around when I found a huge, angry, crab. I got my swords out, threw back on my armor, and started to attack. His shell was hard, so it took a minute for me to break through it. But before I broke it, I saw a woman, about my age, swimming. She was an elf, and she had the same blue eyes, the same red hair, and the same armor. She was me. Then I realized that it wasn't real. It was a copy of me that the crab threw together to confuse me. I realized it just in time, because while I was staring, I realized two things. One, I was underwater, and running out of breath. Two, the crab was coming right at me with its claw. So I swam up, dodging the crab's claw and getting a breath,  then I dove back into the water, and attacked my clone. As soon as my sword hit her, she dissolved into the water. Then I saw a crocodile. It wasn't Festus, but it looked just like him. Then I realized, the crab made a copy of Festus too! So I swung my sword at it, and just like the copy of me, it dissolved.
Then I stabbed the crab, and it was over. I swam up for breath, and I went back to Thela City.
On my way there, I came across something new. A cliff I've never seen before. I climbed it, and climbed a tree. I saw a giant human, and she looked like a boss. So I hang glided over to the tree right above her and her minions, and I was trying to sneak down, but a branch broke and I fell.
Knocked prone to any attack. I tried to scramble to my sword, which had fallen out of my hand, but I couldn't get to it in time. Because the human boss, ran to me, and slashed. I thought I was dead. I tried to call for Festus, but I couldn't get a word out. I blacked out. I woke up in a tree. And I was terrified. Had they captured me? Have they put me somewhere where I couldn't survive? Was I lost? I didn't care about that. I was too scared about what had happened to Festus. I shot right up, only to see Festus, sitting right here. I was relieved. Now I could worry about the other stuff. Nope. I was fine. I was somewhat near Thela City.
I jumped out of the tree, and walked back to Thela. When I got there, I walked right into an inn, and slumped right down into a random bed. I didn't even check in, pay, or anything. Festus curled up right next to me. And that was the craziest day of my life.

Prologue

Hi, I am Arcana. I am Arcana Lachedai. I am an elf. Everyone expects elves to be happy and always dancing around, and those who don't, expect them to be mages or rangers. I am a warrior. My family expected me to become a great mage or something. That's where I got my name. It means "magic".
There is divine magic, and there is arcane magic. I don't care much for it. Anyway, I am a traveler.      I trade, sell, buy, and upgrade in Thela City.
That is not where I was born. I just woke up somewhere, and I didn't remember much. Just what I told you. Thela City was near where I woke up, but I did not wake up in Thela. Something else you should know, I am very close friends with a crocodile. His name is Festus. He has become a very good traveling companion. He is also a very good fighter. I fight orcs, goblins, spitters, giant evil crabs, zombies, ogres and tons more. Well, maybe not ogres quite yet. I will eventually, but not yet.
So that is me, Arcana Lachedai, the elven warrior, with her animal companion, Festus the crocodile.